Presenting the Games Workshop official product name generator

I can exclusively reveal the current system that Games Workshop uses to generate names for it's products. In a nod to the classic games of yore, it's all done through a simple table. Roll a D100 and consult table A to generate the first part of name and then another D100 and consult table B to generate part 2.

	A		B
01 – 05	Dark	01 – 05	Blade
06 – 10	Death	06 – 07	Blaster
11 – 14	Fire	08 – 15	Brute
15 – 17	Forge	16 – 19	Claw
18 – 26	Hell	20 – 24	Crusher
27 – 30	Inferno	25 – 28	Engine
31 – 35	Iron	29 – 35	Fang
36 – 40	Mauler	36 – 40	Fiend
41 – 47	Murder	41 – 43	Flayer
48 – 53	Night	44 – 47	Forge
54 – 56	Raven	48 – 50	Furnace
57 – 61	Razor	51 – 55	Grinder
62 – 63	Rot	56 – 62	Guard
64 – 69	Skull	63 – 68	Mauler
70 – 75	Slaughter	69 – 73	Pod
76 – 80	Soul	74 – 76	Raven
81 – 83	Stone	77 – 82	Skull
84 – 89	Storm	83 – 88	Storm
90 – 95	Thunder	89 – 94	Talon
95 – 00	Venom	95 – 00	Wing

If you roll the same word twice, you can re-roll or just go with it. You can never have too much of a good word.

Depending on the success of the random table, the current plan is to restructure the design studio as a single man operation consisting of Jervis Johnson and a huge book of random name, rule and fluff generators.